Howdy do.
Ever been driving along and suddenly realize that you
have no idea where you are or how you got there? Ever
go to work on your day off? Ever get up early on a
Saturday morning for school? Ever put your sneakers
and socks on in that order? Put a shirt on inside-out
and worn it all day long without realizing it? Forgot to
put on underwear (hay it's happened) Ever forgotten that the microwave was
on--when you opened the door to see if it was working? Ever forgotten the car
window was up when you tried to spit out of it? Forgotten that the best way to
check the tire pressure on your car, was not to run over your friend's foot, or that
large X cons named Slupser Slasher probably don't make the best baby sitters, or
that you can't breath under water, fire is hot and boiling water isn't the best
mouth wash in the world. . . ect.
If like me, you've done at least some of these things more then a few times, you might want to consider the fact that
your brain is, or at least was for a short time, on vacation. If this is true--as it is in my case--then you might want to become a proud member of the "My Brain Is On Vacation Club." And announce to the world--just as a goof--that your brain is on vacation.
How do you become a proud member? It's FREE! And it's so easy even a hyperactive, ill behaved primate can do it.
Simply insert the following image URl, (https://ntam.tripod.com/bvc.jpg) anywhere you like--on a homepage or e-mail that is--and that's it!!
What you get is this.
Now when you make a silly mistake or do something goofy and people want to know just what you were thinking about, or flame you in discussion newsgroups for your slight, you can explain your actions simply by displaying the fact that you are a PROUD member of the "MY Brain is on Vacation Club."
And when they ask you who was stupid enough to come up with such an idea for such a club, direct them to this page.
Thanks.
ors426@hotmail.com